The Plural Form of Bundt
A quest for the perfect bundt? No, it's really more like the search for the plural form of bundt --- I think many a bundt is simply "bundt". If there were four or five cakes lined up before me, I would probably say, "Now there's a grouping of fine bundt". It gets deeper (with research done by Paul "Old Straw Hair" Horton):
"The plural form of 'bundt', according to the New Fangled Webster's Dictionary is: "a Whiffptle" (pronounced wiffle) and is defined as "more than one bundt". I find it interesting that even Websters refuses the 's' and even goes so far as to say a bundt (cake, I assume) is usually a solitary traveller, though on occassion a whiffptle will gather. If the leader is killed, the other bundt members (cakes, i presume) usually die shortly afterwards. Groups of Whiffptles, known as Doppleplays are akin to the Ramora fish and will usually find themselves amidst elderly women (as opposed to sharks, I gather). Do not by any means tease a bundt. One sure warning sign of agression is a marked change in color, from irredescent blue to a pulsating, glowing blood-red on the forehead."
"The plural form of 'bundt', according to the New Fangled Webster's Dictionary is: "a Whiffptle" (pronounced wiffle) and is defined as "more than one bundt". I find it interesting that even Websters refuses the 's' and even goes so far as to say a bundt (cake, I assume) is usually a solitary traveller, though on occassion a whiffptle will gather. If the leader is killed, the other bundt members (cakes, i presume) usually die shortly afterwards. Groups of Whiffptles, known as Doppleplays are akin to the Ramora fish and will usually find themselves amidst elderly women (as opposed to sharks, I gather). Do not by any means tease a bundt. One sure warning sign of agression is a marked change in color, from irredescent blue to a pulsating, glowing blood-red on the forehead."

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